Surya Kaleng Paradoks Tengah Malam [Stand Up Bara JP]

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Surya Kaleng: Midnight Paradox (Stand Up Bara JP) One night, I went home by walking through a dark cemetery area. Because of feeling so scared at that time, my head suddenly became bigger, my arms hair stood an end, and I fastened my steps while singing *O Happy Day* *O Happy Happy Day * All Gods songs, all of the gospel songs, I sang at that time. Including lyrics *Tuhan, tolong aku*
(Cherrybelle  Dilemma) *Ku tak dapat menahan rasa di dada* Good evening, my names Surya. In order you to know that Surya is available in form of a single cigarette, a pack of cigarettes, A tin can
(a heckler voice) Yeah, thats right.

A tin-canned of cigarettes. Thank you, motherf*cker. If we go home at night, I mean when we go home in the midnight, we are just faced with lonesome streets. Those are the exact places where wild cats run across.

One night, when I rode my motorbike from Oeba to Pasir Panjang. (While showing wrong direction) Oeba to Pasir Panjang (right direction) There was a cat running across the street. But the situation turned out to be strange when the cat stopped in the middle, it looked into my eyes and said 'Meoww' I finally hit the cat. And when we hit the cat at that time, we might blame the cat.

But its really weird that cats have no common senses at all. I bet they do not have, because we never see cats crossing the street like this. One more thing, that is not good as riding bike in the midnight, is struck repeatedly by cold wind. So I suggest you to wear a jacket when you are riding bike at night.

If you wear no jackets, you automatically ride the bike with the right hand holding on the stir, the left hand covering your chest, and your body shaking it off. When people look at you like that, they get confused whether you are freezing or being possessed. Dont you know that every night you are about to see girls out of their home in the midnight? It doesnt matter if they have some business. But, please dont treat to be habitual actions.

Because Im afraid their parents cannot distinguish them between daughters and ghosts. But we really know that there are no ghosts wearing hot pants. Good night all. Thanks and God bless..